Stop telling me to be civil about this primary election. If I cuss, if I call you and asshole or something, then yeah. That's my bad. That's a valid complaint. I promise I won't do that. But all you Hillary people, enough with the acting insulted all the time. We're for Obama.
O B A M A
Right now we're in a primary contest with your candidate, Hillary.
H I L L A R Y
Obama has been winning a lot more primaries than Hillary lately. As a matter of fact, I can barely remember the last time you guys won a primary. I think it's like eleven primaries or caucuses in a row you've lost. Really! That many!
See? You think I'm being rude. That's what this diary is about. Winning primaries... is not rude. We're not going to apologize for that and we're not going to try to lose one or two, just so you'll like us more. You support our opponent. We LIKE beating Hillary in primaries. We think that's the funnest thing evar. It's not cruel. It's fun.
We're not being uncivil. We're just winning. Sometimes you start arguments with us because you think, for a whole assortment of reasons, we should not be winning primaries. But we are. Why can't you see how that works?
Okay lets talk about being civil on Daily Kos.
"Change you can Xerox"
Our candidate didn't say that. Our candidate is Obama, and he didn't say that. Your candidate, Hillary said that. That's not civil. As a matter of fact, it's snotty, cheap and insulting. When your candidate said that, she got boo'd. She got boo'd because instead of trying to be civil, she was trying out an Ann Coulter impression. Now. If you can convince your candidate to be civil, then you can come here on Daily Kos and preach civility. Until then, you're kinda spinning your wheels.
I'm not trying to piss you off, Hillary supporters. Everything I've written here is factual. You're just a bit touchy, that's all. I understand! Believe me! If I'd lost, what... eleven primaries and caucuses inna row, I think I'd be a little touchy myself!
Okay. That was probably a little rude. I'll work on that.