The GOP has been surveying people to determine just HOW FAR it can go when attacking a female or a black candidate. Now, the actual survey has been revealed!
Yes, folks. Just how far can they go? If the official survey just released on Wonkette is any indication, pretty far.
Important questions, such as
"Most women interpret innocent remarks or acts as being sexist".
"I feel threatened when interacting with Black people."
"I feel safe when interacting with Black people."
"I feel comfortable when interacting with Black people."
"I feel nervous when interacting with Black people."
"I feel worried when interacting with Black people."
"I feel awkward when interacting with Black people."
etc., etc., etc.
Here are the surveys:
Unfortunately, you left out some very important questions for the pollsters, so I'll have to add them here.
Bitches, man, bitches?
Strongly Agree | Agree | Neither Agree Nor Disagree | Disagree | Strongly Disagree
I feel "laid back" (with my mind on my money and my money on my mind).
Strongly Agree | Agree | Neither Agree Nor Disagree | Disagree | Strongly Disagree
I am a white man, and white men are really starting to scare me.
Strongly Agree | Agree | Neither Agree Nor Disagree | Disagree | Strongly Disagree
It's unfortunate that there is no black female in the race, or we could finally poll America and get to the bottom of the question that Mick Jagger posed long ago, once and for all:
Brown sugar: Why does it taste so good?