It's time once again for Sunday Funday, where I bring you funny, strange or otherwise interesting news stories.
German authorities were able to track a burglar by way of his taste for salami.
German authorities were able to pin a burglary committed in April on a suspected serial thief after he left a half-eaten slice of salami carrying a sliver of his DNA at a crime scene, police said Thursday.
Note to burglars: if you're going to help yourself to the contents of your victims' refrigerators, you might want to at least finish the meal.
A lottery winner in Britain has but one wish: to live longer. Yes, it's true, there are some things money just cannot buy.
You know, considering the ridiculously easy questions asked on the show, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? you'd think the producers' penchant for picking dumbasses as contestants would be understood and exposed. Not so, apparently.
Question: What was Gandhi's first name? Contestant's answer: Goosey Goosey.
Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22,1963?
Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.
Presenter: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?
Contestant: Forrest Gump.
Ooooh boy...
Whatever happened to Wesley Snipes? If you haven't heard, he was hiding in non-extradition countries for a while to avoid prosecution for income tax evasion. Apparently falling in with tax "protesters" (how much do you want to bet they're all rich assholes?), Snipes sent weird letters to the IRS in response to their warnings. His lawyers says that "kooky, crazy, and loony" letters are not a crime. Snipes also, according to the Wikipedia entry on him, sent a letter in 2006 in response to the indictment saying he is a 'non-resident alien' of the United States. Effectively declaring himself no longer a citizen, and therefore beyond its laws. Wes, dude, let me tell you something: there is only one group of assholes that are not subject to U.S. law, and they are all in the Bush-Cheney regime. You're not a member, so yes, you're subject to the law. I know it sucks, but that's the way it is.
Hmm...maybe I ought to give this a try...What do you think, should I try to find a sugar mama to hook up with?
Oh, those wacky Germans. Air Naked, ha ha!
Closing with a video: