- Who are you?
- What do you want?
- Which was your favorite character in Stranger in a Strange Land?
- ... Why?
- Have you read Kurt Vonnegut?
- When you watched the original Land Before Time, did you cry when Littlefoot's mother died?
- Do you have anything worth dying for?
- Do you have anything worth living for?
- Where are you going?
- When was the last time you ran barefoot?
- Have you ever thrown a snowball at Bill/Michelle when they weren't expecting it?
- ... Did they throw one back?
- What was the last thing you ate?
- Why are you here?
- What is the most boring thing about yourself you can think of?
- What was your 6th grade teacher like?
- Why are you wearing that?
- Do you sing in the shower?
- What, in detail, was the last dream you had?
- ... was it in color?
- TP'd someone's house?
- ... or egged?
- What do you think of George W. Bush? Be honest!
- How did you get here?
- Which kiwi: bird or fruit?
- Will you dance the Time Warp with me, right now?
- When was the last time you pretended to be an animal?
- Is it fair?
- Who is your favorite actor/actress?
- ... favorite playwright/author?
Because sometimes, I think it's better to ask them about themselves than listen to coached responses on various issues.