There are so many reasons to stop Panamanian immigrant Juan McCain. Beside the fact that he may be a sleeper agent for Manuel Noriega, we must protect his wife.
How can we protect her? First Ladies often take trips abroad. Can she trust herself in Aghanistan? It is the largest producer of opiates in the world, if she is willing to steal drugs from a charity that she runs, imagine what she would do in a nation full of opium poppies. how about Columbia? What if she ever went on Rush Limbaugh's show?
That's not all:
While outsourcing the Presidency to cheap Central American labor sounds like a decent option, can we trust a guy born in the Panama Canal Zone? He then moved to Arizona, which used to be part of Mexico, will he sell us out to the Mexican government?
Notice how the other front runner for the Republican nomination was Mitt Romney who's father was born in Mexico? This looks like an obvious Republican plan to trade the southwest of the US back to Mexico in exchange for oil and maybe landscapers.
Most people will focus on the fact that Juan McCain will appoint crazy judges that prefer the bible to the Constitution or that he is a loose cannon whose main religious supporter believes in pre emptively bombing Iran. Those issues only scratch the surface.
Johny Rambo went ape shit in asia and he didn't go through half the stuff McCain wnet through in Vietnam. Can we trust McCain not to have a flashback while visiting China and trying to win a war fought a generation ago?
We probably can but if we can't trust a guy with a foreign middle name or a woman who has given her life to public service why should we trust a foreign born torture victim that sings about bombing other countries?