Once again on national TeeVee, the writers of SNL have led off their Clinton Comedy Hour with a live circular jerk-off celebrating the wonders of Hillary and the Stupidity of Obama. Hey, it worked for the ratings the last two weeks, why not try for three in a row?
In this installment, Hillary addresses the masses with a hypothetical commercial riffing off the infamous 3 a.m. political ad of Clinton (that encourages us to believe that a fully dressed and pearl adorned Clinton will calmly answer the phone and handle any crisis because she has so much experience in foreign policy drinking tea and having crumpets in Ireland and singing with Sinbad in Bosnia); however, in this SNL commerical, Preznit Obama calls Hillary at three in the morning begging and crying for help from the Goddess of Grit. Hillary calms him and helps him and golly, gosh she is so wise and good. And, of course, Obama is such an utter asshole that he really, really needs her help.
See this is funny. It's comedy. Honest.
The SNL Hillary shocks us, yes, just shocks us by implying that Obama curses..yes, he does and bad curse words too like fuck and shit. The horror. The humanity. I weep at that thought that Obama might curse.
But wait, there is more. The SNL Hillary implies that Obama might be smoking (cigarettes) again. It's just so frightening.
The SNL Hillary wants us to call the DNC..yep, guys, the fucking DNC to ask them to stop the madness before we do get Stupid Obama as Preznit over GritGal. SNL even flashed the number of the DNC at the TeeVee. The fucking DNC! Don't the dolts at SNL know that the DNC is such a corrupted and pathetic, Penn/Wolfson/McAuliffe enterprise that it's one of the main reasons that Hillary should not be our nominee or our President.
So guys, the SNL Heathers want you to know that Obama is an Asshole. A pathetic Asshole and that Hillary is The Goddess.
I can't wait for next week's exercise in group masturbatory madness otherwise known as SNL.
Correction: Never write when in a temper. The DNC is run by Dean. The DLC is the Clinton's baby.