As Senator Clinton continues to try to run the Democratic party into the ground, Senator McCain is getting ignored by the press, as many of you have pointed out. This is really quite problematic; while we're pleased that the left has offered us their refreshing take on the trigger-happy neocon (yes, you, Hillary), that's not good enough*. We've been ignoring our own trigger-happy neocon, and electing the wrong one could be dangerous to the future of the country.
With this in mind, while we're waiting for the Clinton campaign to finish self-destructing, I'd like to propose the following actions to get the word out to the general public about where the Straight Talk Express really leads.
Some of you may recall the group Billionaires For Bush and their tireless efforts on behalf of the Bush campaign. We need that level of activism again! Even now, this 'audacity of hope' rubbish threatens everything we've worked so hard for the last seven and a half years to build. That is why I propose the formation of a league of Concerned Republicans for the American Presidency.
If you're interested in joining us, welcome! With the group being new, there hasn't yet been much time to produce any printed material, but we have come up with the following slogans:
John McCain: All he is saying is give war a chance.
John McCain: 100 More Years!!!
John McCain: What trade deficit?!
If any of you should think of new slogans, please feel free to add them below. With all of us helping out, the Straight Talk Express will be back on track in no time!
Cheers,
Lette S. Bloimall-Upp
Concerned Republicans for the American Presidency
*...even though we could get away with saving money by paying her a lower salary.