Well, at 10am Eastern, future Presidential runner-up John McCain is going to lay out his plans, his mecurial plans for his first term in office. Apparently, he's going to be talking about what will be acheived by the end of his first term in 2013. So i've come up with a diary to keep time from stopping while we all gasp in horror as he fumbles around during his speech.What do you expect to be the main topic of his speech? I've been coming up with a few ideas myself about what i think the content might be :
Update : This speech is like watching a car-wreck in slow motion. He appears to REALLY be pro key. This will NOT please the locksmith crowd. Controversy!
Update : Will scientists remember this day as the moment time stood still?
- By 2013, i will have confused every major religion on the planet. I will turn Kaballah into Hezb'allah.
- By 2013, if you're alive, you're a terrorist.
- By 2013, the straight talk express will have gone in so many circles, the makers of Spirograph will give me trillions of dollars for my new creation - The Uber Circle!
- By 2013, I will have finally managed to create a photoshop picture of Barack Obama and Sheik Nassrallah of Hezballah shaking hands and doing a jig together.
- By 2013, I will have taken so many embarrasing pictures with George W.Bush that rumours of a sex tape will surface on TMZ.
- By 2013, I will allow you all to see my medical records, of course they will be written in a new language that i have invented during my Presidency called "The Mctruth"
- By 2013, i will do what Scientists thought was never possible and make George W.Bush look like a good President.