John McCain is encouraging people to spread the McCain magic on DailyKos. However, I noticed that they only put the talking point in plain old boring Standard English.
As a computational linguist, I simply cannot let this stand. And so, with the help of speaklolcat.com I bring you:
The Issue: Partisanship (in lolcat)
THAR R SERIOUS ISSUEZ AT STAEK IN DIS ELECSHUN, AN SERIOUS DIFFERENCEZ TWEEN TEH CANDIDATEZ. AN WE WILL ARGUE BOUT THEM, AS WE SHUD. BUT IT SHUD REMAIN AN ARGUMENT AMONG FRENZ; EACH OV US STRUGGLIN 2 HEAR R CONSCIENCE, AN HED ITZ DEMANDZ; EACH OV US, DESPITE R DIFFERENCEZ, UNITD IN R GREAT CAUSE, AN RESPECTFUL OV TEH GOODNES IN EACH OTHR.