We didn't realize by posting our need for John McCain supporters to post information to other internet users, the word would get out so quickly on the internet. We mean no harm, we just want to spread the truth about John and what he will do to America if he is elected our President!
Well, I'm here to discuss why Kossacks should think about voting for John McCain for President. Here's the letter I have sent out to my own mother, just the other day about the subject. I hope you find it as inspiring as I do.
Dear Mom,
We have had some heated discussions about politics lately, and although both of us are life-long democrats, I'm writing to tell you about why I think we should vote for John McCain.
I know what you are thinking, "has my booger suga lost her mind ? (Yes, my mom does call me that IRL)". Hear me out mom, for too long we have been voting for a party that has taken our allegiance for granted. I mean, what the hell do we need affirmative action for? Couldn't we have written the government an IOU and forgotten about the whole enslavement of millions of human beings because of their skin color? It was a big misunderstanding, according to a good friend of mine (You know, Patty Buchanan, the homophobic dysfunctional white guy who's always on TV stoking the flames of racial resentment?). Well, he said that frankly, we were blessed to be enslaved and I couldn't agree more! In his brief for Whitey, he said:
"First, America has been the best country on earth for black folks. It was here that 600,000 black people, brought from Africa in slave ships, grew into a community of 40 million, were introduced to Christian salvation, and reached the greatest levels of freedom and prosperity blacks have ever known. Wright ought to go down on his knees and thank God he is an American" Who couldn't agree with that? I mean, Africans had a pretty advanced civilization before the slave trade came to the rescue and brought them to America to help build the generational wealth disparities that will persist for two hundred years. Warning: This is a link to Patty's disgusting blog".
Well mom, I digress. I'm sorry. Patty supports John McCain, and John McCain, like the maverick he is, has accepted his support. I just had to get that off my chest, so we can really learn why the John McCain is such a breath of fresh air from the whole politics as usual and Southern States strategy the Republican party has used for so long... But no more! If any racial anger and wedge issues come up, he will protest against them in mavericky press conferences and quietly reap the benefits.
So let me tell you about "my friend" John McCain... He's my friend, you know, he tells me that every time he opens his mouth and says something that smacks of Bushism. I've been working for his campaign as a Comment Crusader, writing comments on liburl blogs like Daily Kos and MyDD (MyDD is coming around, you should see the great diaries about that sexist Muslim guy... Obamuh.). Here are my talking points for the week that I wanted to share with you. After you read them, you will see how useful my time is spent posting them up under new stories, blogs, and even Facebook profile pages.
Why You Should Vote for John McCain
- We Need Universal Health Care Savings - I tear up every time I watch the news and I see health care companies getting sick from all of the insured people they take care of on a daily basis. My heart goes out to them as they struggle with the pain of making record breaking profits and face the prospect of having to cover people with cancer or even worse provide adequate preventative care.
With John McCain's plan, he will assist those in need by providing a tax break for health insurance companies feeling the squeeze of having to give people what they pay for. He not only wants to provide a tax break for health insurance companies, he plans on luring Americans to health tax credit of 5,000 if they opt out of their company's health care coverage and open themselves up to the forces of the dependable forces of capitalism. Read more about it at the Washington Post, a completely unbiased critque that hails him as the next Ronald Reagan and revolutionary for just screwing people over without ruining his mavericky image. -->McCain Unveils Universal Health Care Plan He will also help create chaos in the system by providing loop holes so companies can ditch providing health care coverage to employees.
I'm also proud to say mom, that McCain also wants to cut out that frivolous Medicaid and Medicare coverage our Aunt Gert, (you know the one in stage III of Alzheimer's? ) enjoys. That donut hole you pay each year due to the cap in coverage... Gone. How? That is the genius of John McCain. He rightly sees that forcing elderly people to enjoy all those medical benefits. Choosing food over meds to pay for the donut hole just isn't enough sacrifice and personal responsibility. They are receiving too many benefits, and at this point, contributing to the growing billions of dollars of debt our economy is facing.
That scenario is almost as sad as those Bear Stearns guys only getting millions from shafting helpless home owners with predatory lending and encouraging the lack of proper due diligence underwriting for new loans in order to make more money. It's enough to make you give up your Tiffany's bracelet and drive a domestic car. They gave up their own financial security to tap into the deep well of impoverished Americans who struggle with stagnant wages, but wish to own their own home and provide a better life for their children. And all the thanks they get are a bunch of bitter Americans, but thanks to John McCain and his friends, they were bailed out at the tune of millions of dollars while foreclosed Americans felt brunt of the economic downturn. That brings me to my next point, the economy.
- He "doesn't understand the economy"- Enough said. I mean, do you really understand the economy? I sure as hell don't, I mean, we gave tax cuts to the rich, and I'm still waiting outside my apartment to trickle down on me. I don't feel a freaking drop! Maybe by finalizing those tax cuts, we will finally get some much needed trickle and end that food shortage that is causing so many riots around the world.
- We Need Better Foreign Policy- John McCain will say and do anything to get our vote. Remember that whole flap about how we should stay in Iraq for 100 yrs, and he would be okay with it? Well, his new, poll-tested plan has cut down 95% of the time to five years, and we should expect to be out of the war instantaneously when the clock strikes on January 1st, 2013. YES HE CAN create peace by being the great Pacifier.
However, if the ground conditions are good, we should stay and make sure it isn't a fluke. If the ground conditions are bad, then we can't leave, even if there is a civil war and those... Sunny.. Shea's.. I dunno, and neither does John but that's not important. We should stay no matter what the conditions are and then when 2013 strikes, we can leave without a scratch and declare Mission Accomplished the Sequel.
He also believes in ignoring our enemies without oil or precious resources by hoping that they go away and come back begging to meet our demands. I teared up when he attacked Obama about engaging Cuba in diplomacy to foster democracy in their country. I teared up because mom, this is the very advice you gave me when I had monsters under my bed. It brought fond memories of being curled up under my red, white and blue covers, lovingly made in North Korea covers and finding that all my problems were psychological..... Using this method is successful when we apply it to countries we don't like and has been for ages. I mean, look at Cuba. We have ignored them for over fifty years and they have made great progress on our demands. They just had a democratic election where the replaced the Fidel Castro party with the Raul Castro party.
- Barack Obama isn't like us - He's not black.. he's African.. right? I mean, his name sounds really funny and he probably steals things. He's a Muslim and not only that mom, he sat in that church for 20 years and prayed to some radical table turning, riot inciting, neighbor loving, money changer fighter named Jesus Christ. He ain't no Christian. Don't let me even mention that pastor!!! We black people think alike, and if one of us says something, then you know that the rest of us got the memo. It's like we got Melanin Outlook 2.0 mail, where we all just download from the same server. We can't even get FISA to cover watching over that stuff... Even terrorists are using the youtubes these days you know, John's black baby himself Lieberman told me so (warning, heavy snark). Besides, it is racist that we keep voting for a white man 100% of the time since we were given the right to vote and then suddenly change our minds when Obamuh comes around.
I'm scared! Scared I tell you! I mean, do we really want a President who looks us in the eye and tells us the hard truth? Who speaks to us like we aren't a bunch of children on the short bus? We have been warned, you know, Hillary told us that her and John McCain passed the Commander and Chief test and Barack Obama just turned in a speech. I mean, you get points on the SAT for just writing your name, couldn't he at least have written his name on the test to get his qualification? That just smacks of security and a sense of reality by not playing the gotcha politics game and getting down and silly with politics. We don't need a man who will register new voters and allow the next generation to participate in government as well-informed citizens. Ugh. Just freaking elite and out of touch damn it!
Understand this! Who could trust a man who has a law degree from Harvard, knows the constitution back and forth, and even dare to end the American tradition of triangulation and political pandering? He must hate America!!!
Oh, and another point from my daily talking points. "HUSSEIN HUSSIEN.. Oh CRAP HUSSEIN, San Francisco, Nancy Pelosi, terrorism, he's scary run my real Americans, my hardworking white Americans , run for your lives and lock up your kids!!".
- He's an Independent Thinker- We need an independent thinker in the White House. Don't concern yourself with his health or his age because I have never seen a man so agile, almost like a stealth maverick tiger or something. He has the unique ability to bend over backwards to revise his core ideals in order to satisfy the neo-conservative wing of his party. He does this at the same time without flinching on memories of pollsters calling to see if his base was disturbed about those black babies of his. No, he is a independent man who forgives people for smearing him and his family and we should respect that.
Get your knee pad on mom, this man is on our team. Not only will he use us to get a head, he will blow up in our faces and tell us to STFU and like it. When we wanted transparency in government and campaign finance law, McCain not only wrote the rules, stuck his name on them, he broke them by using his commitment to public funds as a collateral to financially restart his failing campaign. That's some grade a gangsta sh*t right there, writing the rules and then using them as relief when he ran out of paper. I can understand and I give props to the player. He's broke like us, especially since his wife doesn't let him have access to her private jet for his campaign and he even relies on Social Security in order to keep up the eight houses and artificial lake he needed in order to keep it real with the rest of us non-elitist folk. His wife is holding out on him and it must be so because she isn't going to release her tax returns, and why should she? Only bi-racial men running for President who's mother lived off of food stamps and had to make it to the top on his own should do something like that.
Well, I got to go mom, I'm going to a angry bitter democrats for McCain meeting. Tonight we are going to have arugula and endangered polar bear, roasted and served up BBQ style, just like my homeboy John McCain makes for his base, the press. We will all think of you as we wash it down with some Kool-Aid and think of all the dirty, shifty things we can do to that earth loving whore the EPA.
Your's Truly
LogicaLiz-E
John S. McBush (Like, Bush, only an older, meaner, and a necon sellout.... or that email for Nigerian money that looks real and official, but when you click on it your computer gets screwed with a virus that costs you hundreds of dollars to fix)
P.S. Mom, I think I've got enough points to get a DVD reenactment of the Keating 5 scandal. The footage is almost non-existent since the media is too busy eating BBQ to revisit his severe lapse of judgment. I've also got a Charlie Black bobble head, a copy of his vote against Martin Luther King Day in the Senate, and Cindy McCain's family heirloom cookbook collection entitled "Food Network Presents, America's Top Chef".
Disclaimer. The above was a snark. If you didn't get it, maybe you are voting for John McCain, and I must thank you for your support.