For months now I've been scanning endless threads and commentaries on dKos and elsewhere attempting to figure out why Hillary is still running for the presidential nomination.
No, this was not illuminating, surely she must know that her garnering the working, non-college white democrat voters does not hold water across the entire country. So I've puzzed and puzzled 'till my puzzler is sore....
And puzzled and puzzed, 'till I swore I'd do it no more! When suddenly this flashback...
...rang the bells in my head, though sadly my heart did not grow 3 sizes. Spoken shortly before the Iowa caucus, Hillary with all seriousness tells Katie Couric that she has never considered the possibility of not winning the primaries -- never even considered it... She repeats this slight-of-mind to this day.
Sooo... THAT'S IT!!!, I gasped. Hillary has found her way to another dimension!
She watched "What the Bleep do We Know" 30 times and has fallen down the rabbit hole. She believes that by envisioning herself as president, it will happen regardless of anyone else's "reality."
Of course, this mad envisioning can be dealt with: close your eyes, envision Obama's victory speech, open your eyes, and repeat as often as necessary until the rumble in Denver is over. And before you know it, your man,
...errr, your woman will be well on her way to defeating... John Lithgow.
Hand-in-hand with Banzai Bill, Buckaroo Hillary waves to us from the 8th Dimension and strolls through the united democratic throngs on her way to the White House.