I'm giving mine to the ACLU

My dad and I were talking about it, and we decided the best use of the rebate check was to send it straight to the ACLU.  It will stimulate the economy and protect the Constitution at the same time.  They'll buy paper, underpay their lawyers and pay their rent and fight BushCO and his criminal family.

The best part is the reaction you get from Repugs when you tell them how your going to spend your rebate check.

I'm not going to to buy a German made gun.

I'm not going to buy a Chinese made grill.

I'm not going to buy French wine.

I'M not going to buy a Thai made shoes.

I'm going to invest in some good old American FREEDOM!