I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm fed up with Rush Limbaugh thinking he has a free pass to screw around with the Democratic primaries. It's time to start hitting back.
So here's the game. You call in to Rush's show. You announce yourself as a dittohead who wants to talk about any one of the critical issues of the day: amnesty for illegal immigrants, Reverend Wright, Hillary is a lesbian, Whitewater, gay marriage, whatever. You then consume at least 2 minutes of on-air time, presenting increasingly outlandish arguments for your position (e.g., "Gee, Rush, don't you think it's about time somebody sensible put a contract out on Barack Osama?") before throwing off the cloak and telling Rush and the rest of his knucklehead minions to go f**k themselves.
Special monthly awards to the Kossack who manages to consume the most Rush air minutes.
This really isn't that hard. It requires only a little bit of acting ability and enough anger to tolerate being put on hold for 20-30 minutes. But if Rush can't control his show, if his screeners can no longer differentiate between real morons and fake morons, he really won't remain on the air for very long.
Let's get this motherf**ker off the air.