Tired, weary and confused.
Sound familiar?
Since Super Tuesday, goalposts all across the country have been moved again and again and again, seemingly by whim and whine. Were goalposts ever intended to be so mobile?
It's time someone stood up against what is clearly goalpost abuse.
One goalpost suddenly appeared smack dab in the middle of Morgantown, West Virginia, home of the Mountaineers.
Thankfully, it fit in rather well with the surroundings.
Strangely, another goalpost is on its way here:
Not too sure how it'll be received there but as I said before, no one seems too concerned about these goalposts.
UPS is said to favor the neverending moving of the goalposts, saying shipping profits alone could prevent lay-offs "if and when we get paid", according to one UPS executive.