I always found YouTube comment fights beneath me. The Blue Balled YouTube video horded enough trolls under the bridge that I couldn't resist.
The video is a short film about a woman who only sleeps with Democrats. Needless to say, the local elephants were none too pleased. Please follow me under the fold...
... the local conservatives were calling the girl a "bitch" and a "slut". Being the gentleman that I am, I decided to defend her honor.
A conservative said: "Wow, liberal prejudice at it's finest. I wonder what would happen if the tagline was "I only sleep with white people.", I'm going to guess not very well. But, it's fine, it's only insulting conservatives.
Although, I think it had a different effect than the creators were going for. It showed the conservative slut didn't let prejudices interfere with slutting around, but the liberal slut did, funny..."
To which I replied: "You're born white but choose to be a Republican. Man, you uptight conservatives all need to go out and get laid."
To which our friendly neighborhood conservative rightly replied, "I was born white?!? Seriously? I cause I forgot because everything isn't about the color of someone's skin with me.
Oh, yes, I'm so uptight. I get laid as much as I want to. It's funny how I'm the uptight one, yet I don't hold any prejudice against anyone, hmm..."
I didn't want to give this conservative the impression that I'm a racist. I don't want to infringe upon Republican territory. I assured him that, "I wasn't denigrating your skin color but your choice of political ideology. Sorry, my prejudice is based on Iraq, school funding, our crumbling infrastructure, outing CIA agents, Swiftboating, approving torture, wireless wiretapping abstinence only education, creationism teaching, draconian drug laws, the falling dollar, ignoring global warming and the broken health care system. My bad for not being clear."
Truth aside, I usually find this verbal sparring silly and antagonistic. Please take my poll to help me choose my penance.