Seen this?
http://www.youtube.com/...
A number of reasons to vote Republican. It's good. Good enough to get play on the 24 hour "news" channels.
But it could be better. So much better. And, in the tradition of Republican "campaigns" which are nothing more than mud ball throwing contests, lets keep up the pressure. Run stuff like this till election day. That way, when they continue to put out the ___ about Mr. Obama voters will have a clear choice.
Why are you voting Republican?
Lets put up a list, shall we?
Post your own reasons for voting Republican.
Some internet soul far more competent that I will then have the collective ideas from this site to use in the next video/s that will keep the American public clear on the issues.
It's not about flag factories and flag pins and burning the flag ladies and gentlemen. Campaigns should be run on real "issues" like the "War on Terror."
So, here are a few of my ideas, please do add your own.
And don't censor yourselves, please. Throw out all the ideas and they can be edited later.
I'm voting Republican because:
I think we should drill for oil everywhere so that oil companies can continue to make record profits while destroying the coastal environment. That thing in Santa Barbara will never happen again.
Poor children don't need health care. If we provide them health care they will just have more poor babies, and who needs that?
Now that deregulating oil trading has raised gas prices by 25 to 50% because Enron bought the Republican agenda, we need to deregulate even more. Caveat Emptor. Why should we be checking produce or pet food. Consumers are the best judge of what they should buy and eat. You have to eat a lot of Mercury for it to be serious anyway.
The Congress needs to convene a special session and pass a law with your name in it every time a family has a tragedy like the Terry Schiavo case. The Republican Party is better than your family about deciding what to do about life and death decisions because they care about life, honest.
We need to certify that every single public school in the United States is a failure by 2014 so we can dismantle the failed public school system and replace it with a for profit model like our health insurance system. If we can't make a profit educating students why are we even trying?
We need to invade Iran next because the Middle East is more stable when we are tied down in wars of occupation there. The people in that part of the world like it when we lend them our army, and it creates so many jobs in defense industries back here at home. And your kids and grandkids will be happy to pay for it.
I'm voting Republican because I trust the FBI and Justice Department to read my email and bug my phone. If I'm not a criminal I have nothing to hide. The 4th ammendment does not talk about phones or email. We need judges in our courts who will strictly interpret the Constitution so that the government can do what it needs to in order to make us safe.