Ocassionally I'm inspired to do a derivative diary -- and thank those before me, for this lighthearted version.
First, the pooties vent:
Meow, meow, meow, err, scritch, scritch, purr, meow, purr, purr, ooh, is that the can opener?
Equal time for the doggies venting:
Woof, woof, lick balls, scritch, bark, bark, oooh, I smell another dog's butt!
hehe!
As always, all our feathered, scalled, gilled, etc., friends are welcome; and, as always, your comments are my favorite part! :)