It’s been a difficult primary season – one in which we’ve all gotten our brims bent out of shape at one time or another.
Characters have been creased. Beanie-propeller-hat guy has worn himself to a frazzle carpet-bombing our community with campaign leaflets. Bring-’em-back-alive-hat guy hasn’t been seen for months since he said he was going on an expedition and wouldn’t return until things cooled down.
My lid friends, it’s now time. We must come together. We’ve got to smooth our creases, flip our lids and get on with the business of winning this fall.
We’ve been distracted by many things. By our current leader who is so all hat and no cattle. By a primary campaign pitting well-qualified lids against one another. We know we have differences – look at first-responder-fireman’s-hat guy, for example. And you, nurse’s-cap person. But we can work together – and defeat our common enemy, Horatio Hoodoo.
We can make Lidsville a better place. A place where we can all be proud to hang our hat-selves.