| For the Republican Elite and their higher eschelon minions there is nothing quite so refreshing at the end of a long hard day of larceny and treason as an ice cold adult beverage. They gather at night, toasting each other on their collective genius and partaking of a drink for for titans such as themselves.
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2 ounces premium vodka (preferrably made at a non union distillery)
1 ounce premium orange liqueur made anywhere but France
1 ounce Grenadine Syrup
2 ounces sparkling German mineral water
One shaker filled with crushed ice
One chimney glass filled with cubed ice
The hopes, dreams, aspirations and civil rights of the American People
Instructions:
Pour Vodka and Orange Liqueur in shaker over shaved ice. Shake hard for two minutes being careful not to shake liberally. Combine Liquor, Mineral Water and Grenadine in the chimney glass.
Top with the hopes, dreams, aspirations and civil rights of the American People.
Enjoy until something makes you stop.
Ooops. One thing I forgot and you are probably asking yourself. How does one get their hands on the hopes, dreams, aspirations and civil rights of the American People? It's not all that difficult really. Feed them bullshit, half truths and lies, fill them with paranoia, fear and xenophobia. Impress them with your mighty Chickenhawk Wingspan! Big Brother will hurt them but Daddy will protect and take care of them, if only, they will submit and surrender.
It might sound like a lot of hard work all of this lying and dishonesty, not to worry though,
the conservative authoritarian followers will bow down before you and do the hardest work themselves.