There's always room for a new 3AM spoof, right?
This time, the nation's security is put at risk because John McCain doesn't know how to read his email:
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This Jeannie Moos piece from CNN (!) is actually a pretty good indictment of John McCain's technological fuddy-duddiness.
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Of course, all this was inspired by this quote in the NYT:
He said, ruefully, that he had not mastered how to use the Internet and relied on his wife and aides like Mark Salter, a senior adviser, and Brooke Buchanan, his press secretary, to get him online to read newspapers (though he prefers reading those the old-fashioned way) and political Web sites and blogs.
"They go on for me," he said. "I am learning to get online myself, and I will have that down fairly soon, getting on myself. I don’t expect to be a great communicator, I don’t expect to set up my own blog, but I am becoming computer literate to the point where I can get the information that I need."
Asked which blogs he read, he said: "Brooke and Mark show me Drudge, obviously. Everybody watches, for better or for worse, Drudge. Sometimes I look at Politico. Sometimes RealPolitics."
At that point, Mrs. McCain, who had been intensely engaged with her BlackBerry, looked up and chastised her husband. "Meghan’s blog!" she said, reminding him of their daughter’s blog on his campaign Web site. "Meghan’s blog," he said sheepishly.
As he answered questions, sipping a cup of coffee with his tie tight around his neck, his aides stared down at their BlackBerries.
As they tapped, Mr. McCain said he did not use a BlackBerry, though he regularly reads messages on those of his aides. "I don’t e-mail, I’ve never felt the particular need to e-mail," Mr. McCain said.