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Top 10 List - Bob Novak's Excuses for Running Down a Pedestrian
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Friday, Jul. 25, 2008
Friday, Jul. 25, 2008
at
8:33:59am PDT
I was sending a text message to Satan.
I thought I saw Ann Coulter hike up her skirt and I wanted to see if it was a she or a he.
He was homeless? I don't see homeless people. They're invisible to me.
I was daydreaming about playing myself in the next Batman movie in which I expose Batman's secret identity.
I was grooving to "The Theme from SHAFT" and thinking how all the chicks were digging me in my sexy black Corvette.
Stop whining! He's not dead. Phil Gramm was right about you people.
All this Obama talk about hope was making me depressed, so I took a lot of Prozac. Then I heard John McCain on the radio so I took some more.
I was sleepy because the Viagra kept me UP all night, if you know what I mean.
My wife made me take her to see "Mamma Mia" and now I can't stop humming those damned Abba songs.
Hey, if I was Dick Cheney, this wouldn't be such a big deal.