Watching or reading the MSM in utter disbelief, I don't think it's fair that only pundits get to use the most fervid depths of their imaginations to impugn the various Obama campaign triumphs.
I think Kossacks should have that right, too.
Therefore, I submit the following contest, the The Obama Smear Game. The rules are very simple.
- Describe a hypothetical situation involving Barack Obama.
- Write how the MSM would describe it.
There are no prize winners, but no doubt, the most wildest and most preposterous interpretations below will be the ones you actually see in print. And then you will have that warm sense of satisfaction that you beat the MSM to the punch.
Below are a few examples:
1A) Situation as it happened: A jumbo jet crashes. Barack Obama singlehandedly rescues 439 passengers the instant before the plane explodes.
1B) As reported by the MSM: Obama Interferes With Salvage Efforts, $8 million Plane Lost
2A) Situation as it happened: A madman goes on a rampage, pistols blazing. Obama manages to disarm the madman an instant before he shoots a sick puppy.
2B) As reported by the MSM: Obama Takes Away Man's Gun (And He'll Take Away Yours, Too!) As Man Tries to Euthanize Mad Dog
3A) Situation as it happened: Barack Obama walks on water.
3B) As reported by the MSM: Barack Obama: Criss Angel Wannabe
Have fun. Be outrageous!
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