Andrew Giuliani, the 22 year old son of disgraced former mayor Rudy a noun a verb 9/11 Giuliani, is suing Duke University. Giuliani, soon to be a senior at Duke, was dismissed by the school's golf team. Giuliani's lawsuit seeks access to Duke's state of the art facility and seeks damages because the new golf coach at Duke has allegedly hurt Giuliani's chances of becoming a professional golfer. Giuliani is also claiming "breach of contract" because Duke changed golf coaches after his sophomore year. If all you guys out there who are 5 foot 3 or under want to sue your parents for genetically hindering your aspirations to make the NBA, you may want to speak with Andrew Giuliani.
Here are some facts on this golf matter.
- Giuliani's scoring average is 12th best on his own team.
- His best finish last year was 36th place at the Fighting Illini Invitational. I can not confirm or deny that at least 37 people entered this tournament.
- In college golf you usually only take 5 golfers to tournaments. The Duke coach wants to carry 7 golfers and Giuliani is the 12th best on the team.
- Giuliani is suing for breach of contract. The coach who recruited Giuliani passed away last year.
Once again this highlights certain "rules" of Republicans.
- Create a society which rewards lesser able, lesser qualified right wing Republicans over better qualified others.
- If you can’t earn something fair and square, have government create unfair policies that give you that something over others who are more meritorious or better qualified.
- Lawsuits are bad unless Republicans are the plaintiffs.
- If things don't go your way, whine and cry like a spoiled brat.
Like father like son. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. In fact one of the reasons why he was kicked off the team was because Andrew threw an apple at one of his teammates. (Can't make this up.) Temper, temper.