Senator Stevens, karateexplosions here. I know we haven't always gotten along. I've made fun of you and your ridiculous grasp of technology and the Internet. I gave you grief about your little bridge. That's all behind us now, though.
I'm here today with a different purpose.
I want to give you a little primer on what to expect when you go to prison.
Here's a start: You've got ten prison cells going down a corridor. And what happens to your own personal prison cell? Just the other day, one of my staff members put me in a prison cell at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday. I just got out yesterday. Why? Because I got tangled up with all these things going on in the prison commercially.
The problem is that they want to deliver vast numbers of Republican convicts into the prisons. And again, prisons are not something you can just dump something in. PRISONS ARE NOT BIG TRUCKS. Really, they're a series of tubes.
Now, if you don't understand, you can fill these prison tubes with Republican felons, and if these tubes are filled, when you put more Republican convicts in, they get in line and they're going to be delayed by anyone that puts into these tubes enormous amounts of Republican felons. Enormous amounts of Republican felons.
PS Here is a picture of a kitty in a big truck prison.