As we know from watching McCain's ads, the biggest problem facing America is an alarming increase in enthusiasm. Impassioned support is a signal that a candidate is not serious. Spirited followers are a sign of inexperience. In fact, just keeping an audience awake is suspect.
Real Americans know that apathy and indifference are the only solutions to our problems. They know that leaders who show any hint of energy or intelligence are to be shunned.
John McCain -- the pro-apathy candidate. Go back to sleep, America.