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Satire - Bush's Top 10 Excuses for Appearing Drunk at the Olympics
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Thursday, Aug. 14, 2008
Thursday, Aug. 14, 2008
at
9:57:05am PDT
I'm worried sick about the Russian invasion of Georgia, and hope they don't burn down Atlanta like General Sherman did.
I must have inhaled some smog near the Tsingtao brewery.
I got dizzy from walking atop the Great Wall.
I hurt myself playing with the women's volleyball team because I had to prove to them that I do not throw like a girl.
I told that restaurant NO MSG!
Hey, at least I didn't throw up in somebody's lap like my dad did in Japan.
My daughter dared me to do Jello shots, so I couldn't let her outdrink her old man, now could I?
If your party's nominee was John McCain, wouldn't you drink yourself into a stupor?
Osama bin Laden must have spiked my Pepsi, so now we'll have to invade Iran.
Who cares what I do now? Obama's practically the President now anyway!