Not sure if I'm the first to diary this but...
I just found out about a movie coming out in October called "An American Carol" through This Modern World. A taste after the jump:
The crowd at Heritage got to see a trailer and a few minutes of clips 24 hours before either of them will be generally released. I'm a huge fan of the Zucker-Leslie Nielsen canon, and not much of a fan of Zucker's ads for Republicans. The footage we saw floated somewhere in the middle of those two projects, quality-wise. Fat-assed Malone travels to Cuba, pledges to destroy America, and takes advantage of the invisibility granted by ghost status by grabbing a protestor's boobs. Bill O'Reilly appears out of nowhere to slap him. "I just like doing that," he says. Terrorists led by everybody's favorite pockmarked tough guy Robert Davi bitch that they're low on suicide bombers ("All the good ones are gone!") and all answer to the name Mohammed. In a scene that Sokoloff described, but didn't bring, Patton and his soldiers storm a courthouse that's about to remove the Ten Commandments and start opening fire on the people trying to stop them. "You can't shoot these people!" Malone says. "They're not people!" says Patton. "They're the ACLU!" At this point we see that the ACLU members are unkillable George Romero zombies.
Ha ha! Killing ACLU members is comedy gold, my friends!
An American Carol features your favorite conservative actors: Kelsey Grammer, Jon Voight and Kevin Farley as Michael Moore, I mean, Malone! (No really, it's Chris Farley's brother.) Patricia Heaton was apparently unavailable. But there's a cameo by the chucklemaster himself, Bill O'Reilly!
Produced by David Zucker of "Airplane" fame. I have lost all respect for him...
Here's the IMDB page.
Witness the train wreck yourself:
I smell Oscar!