I swear, if David Letterman doesn't pick up on this I'll...
No. 10: If your wife buys you $500 loafers, you might be an out-of-touch elitist.
No. 9: If you think that the only way to get around your state is by private jet, you might be an out-of-touch elitist.
No. 8: If you think the economy is fundamentally in good shape, you might be an out-of-touch elitist.
No. 7: If you have ever thought Phil Gramm was right about anything, you might be an out-of-touch elitist.
N0. 6: If you are too lazy to learn how to pick up your own email, you might be an out-of-touch elitist.
No. 5: If the last time you filled up your own gas tank was in 1992, you might be an out-of-touch elitist.
No. 4: If your Father and Grandfather were Admirals, and that is the only way you could get into the naval academy, you might be an-out-of touch elitist.
No. 3: If you then partied your way through the naval academy, finishing almost at the bottom of your class, you might be an out-of-touch elitist.
No. 2: If your "ranch" in Sedona AZ is larger than most elementary schools, you might be an out-of-touch elitist.
And the No. 1 reason: If you don't even know how many homes you own, you might be an out-of-touch elitist.