News media are concluding Barack Obama is about to choose Joe Biden for VP.
Great news for McCain!
McCain was a POW in Vietnam, and the combined military experience of Obama and Biden is zero.
That's right, ZERO! The Democrats have screwed the pooch on this one. The worst thing that happened to Biden was having his wife and daughter die in a car crash... McCain was a POW.
This just in! Biden's staff are telling us that Obama has ruled him out. It looks like Obama might choose Wesley Clark.
Great news for McCain!
Clark is a four-star general, but he was never captured nor tortured. McCain was a POW. In Vietnam.
We've just received word that Clark has declined the nomination. It seems like the shortlist for Obama might be down to the zombie ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
Great news for McCain!
Lincoln only lived for 14 hours after he was assassinated, and he was probably unconscious for most of that time. Compared to McCain, Lincoln's sacrifice for his country was next to nothing.
Stop press! Jesus Christ has agreed to be Obama's running mate.
Great news for McCain!
Jesus only suffered for three days-- McCain was in a POW camp for five years...