I'm sure we've all seen the spooky and hair-raising Gallup poll that dashes our hopes. I'll bet you've also seen the the terrifying and horrific Rasmussen poll that further cements Obama's failure to win the election 70 days early.
Clearly, as demonstrated when a staggering 60 people showed up to support Hillary Clinton by refusing her calls for unity, Obama has a Latino white blue collar Latino-white-blue collar worker PUMA problem.
Clinton got nearly 18 million votes.
That's kind of a lot, and if these 60 people in that one diner are any indication, Obama has a bit of a conundrum.
If the 17,999,940 other Clinton supporters take their cues from these 60, then Obama loses the election.
He needs to woo these supporters, these die-hard, never say die, never lose hope and never give up even when repeatedly asked by their idol.
The only possible way Obama can win the support of the PUMAs is to rescind his candidacy and support Clinton for President.
I know, it sounds crazy, but look at what this can accomplish!
In one swift move, he can appease Clinton supporters by uniting them behind ONE candidate! And just imagine what the Democratic party can do with the firepower of 60 women who gathered at a Denver diner!
The only problem is what about the 18 million disenfranchised Obama supporters?
Why, they can become the new PUMAs! Today's PUMAs have paved the way for the PUMAs of tomorrow. I'm sure they can even frequent the same diners when they gather--60 strong--to eat a large meal of sour grapes and cheese with their whine.
Of course, Clinton will probably face a great deal of pressure from the new PUMAs to select Obama as her running mate, but she can take her cue from Obama and select Joe Biden.
After all, Obama can hardly be upset with such a pick seeing as how he's already made it.
So, Obama. The ball is in your court.
It is not up to Hillary Clinton to unite the party.
It is not up to the PUMAs to try out some logic and reason for a change and vote for their interests instead of with their spite.
It is up to you to unite us.
You must unite us by quitting and releasing your delegates to Clinton.
Do the right thing, Obama.