NOUN, VERB, POW!!!
TEACHER: Johnny, why didn’t you do your homework?
JSM: Because I’m gonna spend 5 1/2 years in a POW camp.
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WIFE #1: I can’t understand why you cheated on me.
JSM: Because I spent 5 1/2 years in a POW camp.
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UMEMPLOYED DHL EMPLOYEE (OHIO): Why did you help ship my job to Germany?
JSM: Because I spent 5 1/2 years in a POW camp.
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Georgian Citizens: Why did you imply the US would come help us when you had no power to do it?
JSM: Because I spent 5 1/2 years in a POW camp.
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VOTER: Why should I vote for you when you have no plans to help with my mortgage, job, gas prices or my kid’s education?
JSM: Because I spent 5 1/2 years in a POW camp.