I shouldnt admit this on a national blog. But yes.. i have super duper double secret hacks on the NSA's quadruple top double top special secret listening devices on the gop. These quadrisensitive uberphonic earhorn 3 models caught every word uttered after Obamas speech. The transcripts are in and we're sharing them with YOU!
And to start things off.
Senator John McCain : "Oh fuckit, i quit"
Karl Rove : "Mommy make him stop!"
Bill O'reilly: "Someone cut his mic! Cut his mic i said.. what.. we dont control the mic?"
George Bush :"This here black fella is somethin honey i think ima vote for him. Whats he running for again?"
Condi Rice "He's running for President george. And put that coke straw down"
James Dobson "I TOLD god to hit the democrats not the ocean!"
Joe Redneck : "Dude im so votin for that dude"
Jim Redneck : "Bro me too. Now help me get this here cross lit"
Roger Ailes : "Hey you think we can fix up a photo of him eating a baby or something? What do you mean even thats not enough"
Mitt Romney "Hahahahahah John take that fucker"
Mike Huckabee "OH fuck this pawlenty can have it!"
Tim Pawlenty "oooh maaan i shoulda stayed governor"
Katie Couric : " Whos that mean black man? Cant Georgie make him stop saying that stuff?"
Chris Mathews "Somehow this is all Hillarys' fault"
Update:
Richard Nixons hellfire engulfed corpse: "If we've lost Buchanan, we've lost america"