Sung to Monty Python's Lumberjack Song, by Michael Palin
She's a beauty queen and she's okay,
She's the VP for John McCain
(2x)
She cuts down trees,
She shoots down moose,
She's just like Hillary,
She was raised in Moscow (Idaho),
That's foreign policy
(2x)
She's a beauty queen and she's okay,
She's the VP for John McCain
She cuts down trees,
She'll raise my stump...
Speeches attendance,
The media will love her,
Just like Ms. Kucinich
(2x)
She's a beauty queen and she's okay,
She's the VP for John McCain
She cuts down trees,
Makes oil deals,
Wants to drill ANWR,
She hopes to build a pipe line,
And grill caribou burgers
(2x)