Probably Out of Work.
Pillaging Our Wildernesses.
Pumping Oil Witlessly.
Pawning Our Wii's.
Peering Out (Guantanamo) bay Windows
Praying, Only Wishing
Partially On Welfare
Parsing Our Words
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Punishing Our Women.
Piling On Weapons.
Picketing Our Workers.
Piles Of (spent nuclear) Waste.
Pushing Over the World.
Parched Out West (at least with Colorado's water supply).
Pinching Our Wallets.
Sorry, Grandma--this isn't a diary in the classic sense, but please: let's develop some alternative meanings for POW in the comments. If we're going to hear it this often, we might as well develop our alternatives.