They're attempting Purple Band-Aid 2.0 at their convention this year. We knew they would. Class in the conservative world is always spelled with a "k". However, the choice they've made is less anger-inducing and in fact, quite silly and open to satire.
Clever ideas for the use of this item by Republicans spring to mind quite easily. I would like to hear what you think conservatives should do with these (keep it clean!)
Here is one way to turn this thing around on them. What are some others?
This September, when Republicans show up in Minneapolis St. Paul, they will be given a special tool that resembles a tire gauge to help them determine how much hot air has filled up the room.
Worried about the degree of oxygen getting sucked out of the room by desperate politicians who have mismanaged our country for the past 8 years, the RNC offers these Hot-Air Gauges so loyal conservatives can decide when the best time to get out will be for their particular needs, to avoid a stampede when the boastful talk and empty rhetoric force people outside to clear their heads and breathe in some fresh air.
When reached for comment, an RNC spokesman had this to say, "A consensus was reached that this service became necessary, after increasingly desperate Republican politicians have had to reach further and further into hyperbole, half-truths and pseudo-science in an attempt to secure votes after their pathetic performances and ill-use of taxpayers money and confidence for the past couple election cycles. We are all about protecting innocent voters from their 'gasses' this year."
(not. this. time.)