So apparently Lee Stranahan has been banned from this site for publishing one too many "Hey, what the hell is up with John Edwards and his completely odd and totally inept efforts to hide his love child from the media?" posts. Well isn't that just goddamn admirable of you all.
In solidarity with Lee, I ask that you ban me as well. I'd rather not leave the site peacefully and willfully - no, preferably, I would like to be removed from the great orange monster for expressing dissent. That way, I could put one of those moronic "Dissent is Super Patriotic!" bumper stickers on my car and get the full experience.
It boils down to this: I strongly suspect that John Edwards had an affair and fathered a child with that lady, Ms. Hunter. Now, I know that this changes my political views, and I accept that. See, whereas BEFORE I had believed in progressive taxation, ending the war in Iraq, universal health care, stronger national infrastructure, a woman's right to choose, and federal support of emerging alternative energy sources, NOW I believe that John Edwards had a little love baby. Did you see that? See how that completely CHANGED EVERYTHING ABOUT ME! I'm going to go listen to Rush Limbaugh RIGHT NOW!
Ultimately, people, this isn't even a great post. It's not a good post. Hell, it's not even, by many of your standards, a post at all. It's not topical, it's diversionary, too short, poorly researched, and poorly written. So I think you have to ask yourselves: who, in their right minds, would want someone like me posting crap on their site? Not you people!
Ban me already! Who knows what crazy thing I may believe next!