I swear, you can't make this shit up. According to the AP, police in Orange and Riverside Counties (California) arrested eight members of the "Set Free Soldiers" gang (apparently they don't believe in hyphenation) in connection with some stabbings.
Yes, that's what I said, a "Christian Biker Gang".
Oh yes, there's more after the flip...
This is just too funny.
Police in Anaheim, Costa Mesa and Rancho Santa Margarita served 11 search warrants and the charge is attempted murder. But wait, it gets MUCH better.
"Anaheim police Sgt. Tim Schmdit says...the raids were prompted by a fight in a Newport Beach bar last week between members of the bike gang and the Hell's Angels. Three people were stabbed in that confrontation."
Well, if it was in a Newport Beach bar, you can at least be sure they weren't Baptists--'cause, you know, Baptists don't live in Newport Beach--they live in places like Buena Park and Stanton. You got more Lutherans, Presbyterians, and Episcopalians in NB. Besides, when Baptists are in a bar they usually claim to be Methodists.
But you'll be happy to know:
No injuries were reported.
Well, of course not. These are "Christian" bikers...they always turn the other cheek. Except in a knife fight. With Hell's Angels. In a bar.
I see a new reality series: When Christian Bikers Go Bad!
So would this make them "Heaven's Devils"?
Hey, I'm just askin'....