Now that the McCain campaign has revealed the startling fact that the South Side of Chicago is actually a hotbed of elitism, it looks like we'll have to revise that Jim Croce classic, "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown".
Hit it, Jim!
"Well the South Side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man named Leroy Brown Barack Obama"
(more after the jump)
"Now Leroy Barack more than trouble
You see he stand bout six foot four one and a half
All the downtown ladies call him treetop lover Barack
All the mens just call him sir Senator
"And its bad, bad Leroy Brown Barack Obama
The baddest man in the whole damn town exclusive neighborhood
Badder than old King Kong Louis XIV
And meaner than a junkyard Bichon Frisé dog
"Now Leroy Barack he a gambler community activist
And he like his fancy Brooks Brothers clothes
And he like to wave his diamond rings policy positions
In front of everybodys nose
He got a custom Continental Ford Taurus*
He got an Eldorado a Toyota Prius* too
He got a 32 gun tire gage in his pocket for fun
He got a razor radical black pastor in his shoe
"And its bad, bad Leroy Brown Barack Obama
The baddest man in the whole damn town gated community
Badder than old King Kong Charles II
And meaner than a junkyard West Highland Terrier dog
"Well Friday bout a week ago
Leroy Barack shootin dice giving a speech on energy policy
And at the edge of the bar stage
Sat a girl named Doris man named John McCain
And ooh that girl man looked nice experienced
Well he cast his eyes upon her him
And the trouble soon began
And Leroy Brown Barack Obama learned a lesson
bout messin with the wife of a jealous man a straight-talking former P.O.W.
"And its bad, bad Leroy Brown Barack Obama
The baddest man in the whole damn town toney suburb
Badder than old King Kong Frederick the Great
And meaner than a junkyard Yorkshire Terrier dog
"Well the two men took to fightin campaigning
And when they pulled them from the floor presidential debate
Leroy Barack looked like a jigsaw puzzle Harvard-educated liberal
With a couple of pieces gone best-selling memoirs
"And its bad, bad Leroy Brown Barack Obama
The baddest man in the whole damn town subdivision
Badder than old King Kong Edward VII
And meaner than a junkyard Basenji dog"
*With fully inflated tires!