The McCain campaign has announced that the Senator will be vacationing in Nashcar, Missouri next week.
Spokesperson Jill 'Big Hair' Austine read a statement, "We know it's short notice, but the Senator feels that now is a good time to get in some me time." Asked exactly where 'Nashcar' was Miss Austine responded, "On the river, you know, the Mississippi river."
"The Old Man River Mississippi river?" asked a reporter from the Nash, MO Chronicle.
"Ah..." < Ring, Ring > "Hold on, I've got a call coming in," said Hair. "Yes, um okay, sure. Yeah, bye."
Turning back to the assembled she resumed, "I've just been informed of a change of plans. The Senator will not be taking a vacation, instead he will be doing some fishing this weekend on New River in Arizona, that's "New River" everyone. Got it? Good, see you on the bus. What the bus is down? Damn. Sorry everybody, I'll check on that and get back to you."