What we really need here is some Guerrilla Politics. I'd like to see someone show up at McCain rallies with a large pig wearing lipstick, of course. On one side should be the slogan: "All pork all the time." And on the other side: "McCain/Palin." Alternative slogans could be: "All lies all the time."
Really, it's time to get the PRIGS out of the White House. I am so tired of listening to Republicans cluck their tongues in disapproval over some imagined slight.
What the G.O.P. really stands for is "Group of Prigs." Maybe a few t shirts with that printed on it wouldn't be a bad idea either. And, perhaps, little clickers that audience members could start to use every time a Republican begins yet another display of feigned, moral outrage. Of course, it would help if the sound they made was "cluck-cluck-cluck."
For years, Republicans have been playing this same game. It's time to start ridiculing them for it, to put them on the defensive and begin to label them for what they are. Prigs. It's a label that will stick, because it's true. It's time to turn the tables on them. No More Prigs!
Edit: A prig is a stuck up snob who is very uptight and continually correcting others on their manners. A prude.
Additional Ideas
I would continue to batter them with the PIG theme, labeling Palin the "Queen of Pork."
I would have Barack Obama, Joe Biden or Hilary Clinton given a speech ridiculing them with as many references to Pork as you can come up with. Just keep stringing them together. Not only will it enrage the Republicans, it will be funny and inextricably tie them to the issue of pork barrel politics. A few examples they could use.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
A pig in a poke. Poke, by the way, means a bag or a sack. So don't buy something without checking it out first.
When it comes to lying "they're slicker than a greased pig."
If pigs had wings some of McCain's claims might actually fly. But we know that's not true.
Sarah Palin has claimed she's against pork, but while mayor of Wasilla and Governor of Alaska she's been Pigging out on Government give aways. You could say she was as greedy as pig.
When will we see Sarah Palin in pigtails?
Does anyone think she's hogging the lime light from John McCain?
While the Republican base may have gone hog wild over Palin, the rest of us remain skeptical.
It's as plain as a pig on a sofa.
Their lies are as "clumsy as a hog on ice."
This will no doubt bring on more cries of feigned indignation from the GOP. I expect "they'll squeal like a stuck pig."