BREAKING: In her interview, Sarah ingeniously turns the interview to her strong suit, her energy expertise:
"Let me speak specifically about a credential that I do bring to this table, Charlie, and that's with the energy independence that I've been working on for these years"
"as the governor of this state that produces nearly 20 percent of the U.S. domestic supply of energy, that I worked on as chairman of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, overseeing the oil and gas development in our state to produce more for the United States."
Did you get that -- ALASKA NOW PRODUCES 20 PERCENT OF THE US DOMESTIC SUPPLY OF ENERGY!!
WHY IS THIS SO AMAZING??
According to the Energy Information administration, -- in 2005 Alaska produced only 3.5% of the total US Energy production.
So, Sarah upped Alaska's production from 3.5% of the total US Energy production to ALMOST 20% OF THE US DOMESTIC SUPPLY!!!
THAT'S 3.5% TO 20%
SHE IS AN ENERGY GODDESS!!! SHE WILL FREE US FROM ALL ENERGY DEPENDENCE!!!
UPDATE 1:
OH, WAIT, I THINK THAT A 6-FOLD INCREASE IN ALASKA'S PRODUCTION MAY BE PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
HOW CAN THIS BE? THIS IS HER EXPERTISE.
Um, do you think Sarah Palin would lie to America about her expertise and accomplishments?
Update: Ok, um, Alaska's oil production has actually decreased in the past decade. Note the decrease from 2005 to 2007.
Of course, who are you going to believe the government's "Energy Information Administration" or Sarah?