SNL should bring Jon Lovitz back for the fall to play John McCain, a al Tommy Flanagan.
Can't you just see it:
Lovitz/McCain: "Yeah, my VP, Sarah Fairchild Palin, whom I've seen naked, killed that bridge to nowhere-- with a high powered rifle-- from a plane-- on her way to do recon on Russia, which is right next door. In fact, she and Putin have block parties-- he doesn't want to, but he's scared to say "no." Yeah, that's the ticket."
Lovitz/McCain: "Yeah, my VP, Sarah Fairchild Palin, whom I've seen naked, drew 50,000 people to a townhall meeting in a place that only held 400. Fed them all, too, with 5 loaves of bread she baked herself and 2 sockeye salmon she caught by hand. Sent the leftovers to the third world and ended famine. Yeah, that's the ticket."
Lovitz/McCain: "Yeah, my VP, Sarah Fairchild Palin, whom I've seen naked, snuck into Hanoi at the age of four, converted the nastiest guard at the Hanoi Hilton to Christianity, and single-handedly ambushed a whole division of Viet Cong before getting back to pre-school before the end of nap time. Yeah, that's the ticket."