Whoda thunk it? Old John "me no use a computer" McCain is directly responsibile for the Blackberry...oops, I mean "McCainBerry".
Pardon my language, but what a load of horseshit. McCain sat on a committee, and under his "guiding hand", viola! The technology that birthed the vaunted BlackBerry can now be attributed directly to John McCain. Damn, it's a wonder RIM doesn't give him royalties.
Let's see...if McCain can sit on a committee and then poof, be responsible for damn near inventing the BlackBerry....then ergo:
- I once saw a used condom in a parking lot. I guess that means I'm a porn star.
- I once gave my dog a bath, drained his anal glands (yuck!)..oh, and sometimes I clean dog poop out of the garage. I guess that makes me a Veterinarian.
- I once walked by a child's lemonade stand and bought a glass for 10 cents. I guess I invented lemonade!
- I lie a lot and blame the dirty, evil, scary brown people and immigrants for all my problems. I guess that means I'm qualified to run as a Republican for President. Yay me!
Good Lord. Please oh please let Obama win.
Everybody (after you check your email on your McCainBerry) - please, just do one thing tomorrow. ONE THING, and it's easy. In fact, I'll give you two choices. Either is okay:
- Donate $10 to Obama. C'mon, you know you got it. Just do it.
- Get ONE person to vote for Obama. No, not your diehard wingnut relative that thinks Obama is a muslim. You'll never convince them. But a spouse, a coworker, the gal at the 7-11 you talk to every morning....ONE PERSON. It's a task you can do. Seriously. ONE PERSON.