When Chelsea Clinton was just a teenager, John McCain cracked a joke about how ugly she was.
Why is Senator John McCain making public comments on the physical appearance of teenaged girls? I guess the young Chelsea Clinton was not pretty enough for John McCain.
Who is pretty enough for John McCain?
When Chelsea Clinton was just a teenager, John McCain cracked a joke about how ugly she was.
Why is Senator John McCain making public comments on the physical appearance of teenaged girls? I guess the young Chelsea Clinton was not pretty enough for John McCain.
Who is pretty enough for John McCain?
Certainly not Hillary Clinton. After insulting Chelsea Clinton and Hillary Clinton and another female executive with his "ugly" joke, John McCain declared that he would run an "honorable" presidential campaign. Then he immediately allowed one of his supporters call Hillary Clinton a "bitch" at a major event.
McCain stood there silently, allowing another to say what he wanted to say.
Well, whatever, certainly his first wife was pretty enough for John McCain. She was a ravishing fashion model. But after his first wife suffered a terrible car accident that caused her to become shorter and to gain weight, John McCain began having what the Arizona Republic called "extramarital affairs."
While many people criticize Bill Clinton for his adultery, John McCain’s adultery should be considered an honorable search for pretty women.
And he succeeded, it seems. He flew all over the nation on his affairs, and he finally settled on a much younger woman named Cindy. To John McCain, it seems, Cindy was much prettier than his first wife, still recovering from leg injuries.
Plus, she is far more wealthy.
So is his current wife must certainly be pretty enough for John McCain, right? Apparently not. John McCain called her a "cunt" in public and said she looked like a whore.
Is anyone pretty enough for John McCain?
Perhaps not. John McCain is against equal pay for equal work for women. He voted against it in recent years, and he does not seem interested in giving equal pay to women anytime soon. Maybe if they prettied themselves up and lost a few pounds, he’d allow them to get paid what they deserve.
But just when you think no one is good enough for John McCain, he features Paris Hilton and Brittney Spears in a major campaign ad. But then Paris Hilton came out with her own campaign ad and called John McCain a bitch. What a humiliating rebuff for John McCain. His ego must have been hurt.
And then, on top of all that, a woman in a wheelchair and witnesses, files a complaint that John McCain pushed her and another woman out of his unpredictable inner rage.
In response, John McCain sought to get the support of millions of women who had thrown their support Barack Obama.
In the most brutal act of affirmative action since Bush pushed the completely unqualified Clarence Thomas on Americans, John McCain searched not for the best qualified running mate, but rather for the hottest running mate in the nation.
He searched far and wide in all fifty states, from north to south, east to west.
He skipped over all those boring, older, better-qualified men, like Mitt Romney and Evan Bayh and Rudy Gialiani.
He skipped over those boring, older, better-qualified women like Meg Whitman and Carly Fiorina.
They were not good enough for John McCain.
Finally, though, John McCain found the one.
This person has no idea what the Bush Doctrine is, but can look good not knowing it.
This person lies all the time, saying all the things John McCain wants to hear.
This person has little knowledge of foreign policy and will not stop John McCain when he wants to go out with the boys and bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.
This person is not ugly and does not look like a whore, like all those other, less comely women.
John McCain, after dissing all other women, chose Sarah Palin.
At least we know he has high standards.