A lot of people think that McCain wants to suspend his campaign and return to Washington to help fix this economic crisis. A lot more others think it's just a gimmick. But there are other more compelling reasons:
- He's tired. This campaign is the first time he's ever worked more 20 hours a week in his entire life.
- He's got mortgage trouble. Four of his nine houses are upside down with Washington Mutual.
- He wants to insert some earmarks into bailout legislation.
- His campaign team just lost their money jobs at Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Bear Stearns, and Lehman Brothers. They need to find other jobs right away.
- Not ready to debate. Can't think of effective lies for at least a third of the anticipated questions.
- Losing interest in election. If he can't win, what fun is it?
- Cindy is insanely jealous. Wants to know why he keeps playing with his wedding ring anytime he is around or talks about Sarah.
- Running away with Sarah. It's true love.
- FBI readying RICO indictments against entire McCain campaign machine.
- Sarah just fired him.