Breaking News! In an effort to turn around his slumping campaign, John McCain has returned to Vietnam and voluntarily jailed himself. He has vowed to not let himself out until the election has been canceled and the Presidency awarded to him. McCain said, "I am not doing this for myself, but for the good of the country. Any candidate who refuses to do likewise is not a patriot." The Obama campaign responded by saying "Senator Obama doesn't need to go to Vietnam, campaigning against Senator McCain was already torture enough."
Okay, partly this is a joke. Partly not. Slate has a list of McCain's Next Top 10 Stunts. The first one on their list was the quip about McCain voluntarily jailing himself in Vietnam.
Clearly, McCain loves creating these dramatic scenes. It makes him the center of attention, and reinforces his delusions of grandeur. So what's next? Make your suggestions below.