My latest letter to the McCain Campaign:
Senator McCain,
Please stay in Washington.
We know refusing to go to Mississippi for the Debate and claiming you've "suspended" your campaign is nothing but a desperate publicity stunt. We know economics isn't your strong point, and that your role, such as it is, in the negotiations to hammer out a bailout agreement has been less than constructive.
But Senator McCain, keep at it.
There's no better way to illustrate how truly erratic and cockamamie your judgment is. You only came up with this stunt once your polling numbers started to head south. In the Midwest, we call this 'digging your own grave'.
So while you may have no leadership position in the Congress and hence nothing really to do, Senator please stay.
And sure that means Obama will have a nationwide forum in Mississippi all to himself but you'll be rendering a far greater service to this country by showing us all, as if we had any doubts, how utterly inadequate you are to the office of President of the United States, something you're doing quite nicely just staying where you are.
Thanks and best wishes,
LEO
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IllinoisDemNet
UPDATE: As probably everyone knows by now, McCain ignored my advice and threw in the towel...