Boy, did I wake up confused this morning. I knew it had happened, but I do not know why. I need some sort of Freudian analysis to get me through this thing!
The dream presupposed that I was the Democratic Vice Presidential candidate, but I was still myself- a 28 year old who would be the last person to run for office. Cut to a hotel where a hot young woman who I realized to be none other than a young Sara Palin showering in front of me. I was in a towel; she kept saying that she wanted to see what was under it.
Next thing I know, we are in a crazy intersection. Traffic is coming from 8 or more directions. Sarah boldly crosses from island to island, even though, according to the traffic lights, she should have been getting run over. She did not avoid the traffic, the traffic changed their routes around her without hesitation.
On the other side of the road was a man made mini-lake with a fountain - the sort you'd see in front of a suburban corporate office complex - with a hill alongside it. I nervously crossed the road and Sarah fearlessly (now in a bikini) jumped into the water, which was clearly not intended for swimming. As I crossed, someone who claimed to know me from college screamed at me from a passing car. Then, I saw someone else I knew from college and hadn't seen in 7 years and called out for him. He was riding a bike, along with a friend. I blocked Sarah from their view.
I awoke. Confused and bewildered, I had to share, but it was not the kind of story I felt like sharing with my fiancee. Maybe someone in the Kos brain trust can help me- I don't want to be attracted to Sarah Palin!