As I've said before, you can't invent stuff this crazy and ridiculous.
I can hear the Rightwing Knuckleheads now:
"SEE!??!! This is our plan! We will solve the global problems facing the US by...having Palin bat her eyes at Arab male world leaders, they'll flirt, fatwas will be issued, and they'll all be ELIMINATED! We don't have to do anything but keep Sarah looking good with publicly-funded Botox maintenance and the inevitable nips and tucks here and there. We are not retarded dinosaurs from another planet! We are GENIUSES!"
Zardari fatwahed for wanting to hug Palin