In order to maintain some level of amusement while you suffer through McCain's speech tonight, I suggest that you and your co-viewers indulge in a nice drinking game:
Each time McCain utters "P.O.W." - you take a sip of your drink.
Each time he says "reformer" - you take another sip.
Each time he uses "maverick." - It's a quarter cup.
Each time he says "liberal media" - it's a full chug.
Make sure to drink plenty of water and take two advil before you go to sleep. (even if sleep hits you while the speech is going on).
UPDATE: Thanks to JCK below the fold . . .
For those who are currently in AA, have to get up for work tomorrow, or are underage - another option is to put money in a jar.
"My Friends" = $1
"POW" = $1.50
"Reformer" = $2
"Maverick" = $3
"Liberal Media" = $5
When the speech is over - empty the jar and send it to the Obama campaign. Be mindful of the $2,300/pp cap on donations, so please donate the excess to the DNC or another Act Blue candidate.